July 30, 2014

withquestionablewit:

words like “shit” and “fuck” and “hell” and “damn” are like kitchen knives. most of the time you’re going to be using them for some practical purpose. you stubbed your toe or got a flat tire or are shocked by something. all very practical, typical things that happen….

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March 23, 2014

mylittlezombitch:

vegannvagina:

ecstatic-motion:

My cat brought us a present today.  I have never seen a rabbit SO angry. 

HE’S SO MAD OMG

How big is the cat?! That’s not exactly a small bunny!!!

Bunnicula…

March 23, 2014

seananmcguire:

ssusiessays:

samdesantis:

awwww-cute:

Meet Simba. He’s a Leonberger

Holy shit holy shit holy shit

Hayley can we get one!?

I REQUIRE A PUPPY.

The Fringe being led by someone named Walter. How is it that every time I think I couldn’t possibly like your books any more than I already do, you prove me wrong?

March 23, 2014

seananmcguire:

I am an infinite font of wonders and terrors and blood.

So much blood.

Argh, how did I not notice that?!

March 23, 2014

yasimon:

harperperennial:

So were we.

Totally

March 19, 2014

adventuresofcomicbookgirl:

boleynisbackbitch:

adventuresofcomicbookgirl:

new sailor moon anime is making dudebros piss and moan and it isn’t even out yet. I’m so proud.

how is that pissing and moaning? they’re rightfully pointing out that you can’t gender a fucking anime

It’s not gendering an anime to point out it was made for women and the majority of the consumers are women. Sailor Moon DID capture the hearts of girls everywhere. It isn’t like there’s a footnote that says “BUT NO BOY HEARTS WERE CAPTURED”

It means a whole fucking lot to a lot of girls because it is rare to get a superhero that is aimed to empower them. Naoko Takeuchi said she made Sailor Moon for girls, to empower girls. She has said this. That was her goal. She wanted to reach girls. You have a problem with that, and the advertisements acknowledging this was the aim of Sailor Moon, that’s really fucking sad.

seriously how is anyone surprised by this.

Whenever dudebros see one thing in this world not aimed towards them, they piss and moan about their balls shriveling up. number one, balls /=/ being a guy. Number 2- go watch the thousands of other things FOR YOU. 

In America, you have plenty. Women aren’t considered an audience worth drawing in. Media studies have shown executives often only target men and figure women don’t need to be targeted bc they’ve been forced to watch shit aimed at men, to put up with male aimed fanservice, their whole lives. They will come with the dudes. They CANCELED superhero cartoons recently using the fact it was too popular with the female viewership instead of the male viewership. Girls don’t often get stuff for them. Disney princesses (which are currently avoiding putting the name of female characters in the movie titles  so boys will go see them). my little pony, which gets a bunch of dudes taking it over, making porn and actually making it uncomfortable for little girls to attend it.Definitely not fucking superheroes (say Wonder Woman and NOT SINCE THE 1970S notice how she doesn’t have a movie or a cartoon and her comic panders towards dudes).

So when I see American dudes feeling put upon that Japanese media aims some stuff towards girls? zero sympathy. 

Aiming towards girls is what made Sailor Moon what it is.

I feel intense pity for men who can’t handle being put second ever. This is not made for you. You can still enjoy it. Just try to resist the urge not to be catered to or put first in every series you watch.

I really need to check out Sailor Moon…

March 19, 2014

catsbeaversandducks:

Snow Leopards And Their Giant Nommable Tails

“BEHOLD, DOGS! We have achieved that which you cannot!”

Via catfuse zum

I love, love, love snow leopards. They’re majestically adorable.

When healthy people tell you you’re not handling you’re disease the right way

March 19, 2014

ehlersdanloszebra:

You’re like

March 19, 2014

(I work the floor at an independently-owned menswear store. The owner, my boss, spends a lot of time at the shop, and tries to keep prices as low as possible to help our city’s large homeless population get good job interview clothes. A clearly homeless man is wandering around the store. The other patrons are giving him looks.)

Customer: “Excuse me, sir?”

Me: “Yes, ma’am?”

Customer: “I think you may want to call security. That… bum over there, he keeps feeling the suits and muttering to himself. I’m just sure he’s planning to steal one.”

Me: “Well, ma’am, I think that’s quite unlikely.”

Customer: “Oh, come on, you know how they are! I mean, I’d keep an eye on him even if he wasn’t homeless!”

(The homeless man in question happens to be Hispanic.)

Me: “We don’t discriminate here, ma’am.”

Customer: “Well, I’m sure the owner would want to hear about this!”

(I give in and call him over. The customer explains her concerns. As a black man, my boss isn’t happy with her racism, but agrees to talk to the homeless man.)

Owner: “Excuse me, sir, are you finding what you need?”

Homeless Man: “Well, not really. I’m hoping for something versatile in a dark or navy wool, but most of the options in my size are cut American style instead of European, which fits me a little better. Not to mention they’re all pinstriped, which I really don’t have the build for, you know?”

Owner: “I… yes, I understand. I think we may have some options over here, if you’ll follow me. How did you know all that?”

Homeless Man: “Back before I lost my job, I used to be really into this stuff. I’m not looking for anything fancy, just something I can use to look good for a job interview later today.”

(My boss helps him find something he likes, and comes to the counter with him. The suit is priced at $87.)

Homeless Man: *digging in his pockets* “Hang on, I think I’ve got enough.”

Owner: *to me* “Take my card. I’m buying it for him.” *to the homeless man* “Here. The suit’s yours, on one condition. After your interview today, you come back and apply for a job here too. Got it?”

Homeless Man: “I… oh my God, thank you. Thank you so much.”

(Two years later, that formerly-homeless man is my manager, and has a little girl with his new wife—the owner’s sister.)

March 19, 2014

cacophiliac:

4gifs:

Munchkin cat. [video]

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Awwwwwww